The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
Mrs smith do you realise that these are birth control pills?
Yes, they help me to sleep at night. Mrs smith I assure you that there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young doctors knee. Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks.
And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!
