At age 4 success is…not peeing your pants.
At age 12 success is…having friends.
At age 17 success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 20 success is…having sex.
At age 35 success is…having money.
At age 50 success is…having money.
At age 65 success is…having sex.
At age 70 success is…having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is…having friends.
At age 80 success is….not peeing your pants.

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