An older couple, who were both widowed, had been dating each other for quite some time.
After many years together, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, the went out to lunch and had a lengthy conversation about how their marriage would work. They discussed everything from finances to living arrangements and holidays.
Finally, the man decided to bring up the topic of how their physical relationship would work.
“How do you feel about sex?” he asked.
The woman paused for a moment before giving her answer. “I would like it infrequently,” she replied.
The man scratched his head and asked another question.
“Is that one word or two?”