A man died and went up to heaven. Upon arriving he saw two signs. One said ‘Men who are bossed by their wives’ and the other said ‘Men not bossed by their wives’.
After closer inspection he noticed the the line for the first sign was long, but the line for the second sign only had one man. After getting even closer he realised lone man was his friend, Steve.
“Hey Steve,” the man said. “What in the world are you doing here? Your wife bosses you around more than anybody.”
“I don’t know,” Steve replied, “my wife told me to stand here.”