One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mum asked: “Why are you home so early?”
“Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class,” he answered.
“Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?” she asked.
“The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'” Jimmy said.
A nurse went to discharge her patient. When she walked in the room she saw the man sitting on the edge of the bed, already dressed with a suitcase at his feet.
The nurse brought in a wheelchair and placed it in front of the man. He looked at the chair in confusion.
“I don’t need that I can walk just fine,” he told her.
“I understand,” the nurse replied. “Although, it’s hospital regulation that everyone has to leave in a wheelchair.”
The man sat down in the chair and allowed the nurse to wheel him out the front. On their way down the nurse asked the man if his wife was coming to pick him up.
“No,” he told the nurse. “She’s upstairs changing out of her hospital gown!”
A poorly man is resting in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his face. A nurse arrives to sponge his face and hands.
“Nurse,” he mutters. “Are my testicles black?”
The nurse blushes and informs the man she is only there to wash his face and hands. Unsatisfied with the answer, he asks again.
“Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Mortified, the nurse rushes away and gets her supervisor to see the patient.
“What seems to be the problem here?” the senior nurse asks.
“Are my testicles black?” the man mumbles.
The nurse pulls down the man’s trousers, has a quick look and then responds to the man.
“No sir, there’s nothing wrong down there.”
Frustrated, the man pulls the oxygen mask off his face and asks again.
“Are my test results back?”