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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old man married a younger woman

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"Oh, it was wonderful," he said, "We made love almost every night." Source: Getty.

An old man married a woman less than half his age and took her off on honeymoon to the Caribbean. When he returned home, his sister asked him how it had gone.

“Oh, it was wonderful,” he said, “We made love almost every night.”

“That’s quite a feat at your age,” said the sister.

“Yes,” he continued. “Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…”

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