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Daily Joke: A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks

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A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?”

The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.”

The bartender asks: “What do you have?”

The man answers: “75 cents.”

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