A man arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the pearly white gates.
St Peter looks through the man’s book and says, “I don’t see any reason why we should let you in. You don’t seem to have done anything worthy in your life.”
The man replies, “What about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire beside the road? A bunch of bikers had surrounded her and were giving her a hard time. I stopped and got out and they turned on me so I grabbed a tire iron and told them to back off.”
St Peter’s eyes widened in awe, “You really did that? When did this happen?”
The man answered, “About 5 minutes ago!”