A man was walking at midnight on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark and he was beginning to become nervous. He was looking left and right and his pace was picking up. He saw another man walking ahead of him and he increased his pace even more so that he could catch up with him for company until he crossed the graveyard.
Once he caught up, he joked to the man: “It looks very scary here. I sure do hope there are no ghosts around.”
The man shrugged and said: “I don’t think so. I’ve been living here since I died twenty years ago and I’m yet to see one.”