A man was playing an awful game of tennis. Every time he served the ball it would shoot off in different directions.
After what seemed like the longest game in the world, the man served yet another shocker. He hit the ball so far, the ball boy could barely see it anymore.
With a slight groan, the ball boy headed off to retrieve the ball. On his return, the tennis player complained: “That took forever! You’ve got to be the worst ball boy in the world!”
“I doubt it,” replied the ball boy. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”