At school, little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, ‘I know the whole truth’. Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her: “I know the whole truth.”

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says: “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with: “I know the whole truth.”

The father promptly hands him $40 and says: “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying: “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says: “Then come give your daddy a great big hug!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two women were discussing their businesses

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.

“I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”

“Why in the world would you do that?” the other asked.

“It’s the best way I can learn which ones I can do without,” she responded.

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A newlywed couple head overseas

A newlywed couple head overseas for a raunchy weekend getaway to celebrate their wedding.

Just a few hours after arriving at the hotel, the wife goes to the front desk and requests a taxi to take her to the airport.

A few hours later, the husband emerges from the hotel room – catching the attention of the hotel manager.

“We’re sorry to see that your wife has left,” the manager says. “Were you not having a good time?”

The man replies: “Actually, I’ve been having the time of my life. The only problem is it’s been with the hotel maid.”

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