It is lunch time at a Catholic school and a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, which reads: “Only take one. God is watching.”
Little Johnny notices the sign and takes just one apple, placing it onto his tray.
Further down the line there is a pile of cookies. Little Johnny takes a handful of the cookies and turns to make his way to the table, as one of the nuns stops him in his tracks.
“Johnny,”she scolds him. “You’re not allowed to have that many cookies.”
“Don’t worry,” he says surely, “you can have as many as you like. God is busy watching the apples.”