Little Johnny asked his father: “How were people first born?” To which his father replied: “Well son… Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
Johnny then went to his mother and asked her the same question. But she gave a different answer: “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
Confused, Little Johnny ran back to his father and said: “You lied to me!”
His father replied: “No I didn’t, your mum was talking about her side of the family.”