Three men were talking in a pub about how much control they had over their wives. The first two were bragging non-stop until they turned to the silent third man.
“Well, what about you?” they asked.
The third man answered: “The other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two men were amazed and asked: “What happened then?”
“She told me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man.”