Three businessmen were having dinner at a club after work. Once they were all finished, the waiter came over and placed the bill on their table. Each man grabbed for it.

“Oh don’t worry about it, I’ll write it off as a business expense,” said the first one.

“I’ll pay,” said the second. “I’m on cost plus.”

“Men, please, let me have it,” argued the third. “I’m filing for bankruptcy next week anyway.”

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