Two men are sitting on a park bench reading newspapers.

Suddenly, one of them puts down his paper and uncontrollably bursts into tears.

“Excuse me,” says the other man, “I can’t help but notice you’re very upset about something. Can I help?”

“I’ve just read that the richest man in the world has died.”

“I’m sorry,” says the other man. “Were you related to him?”

No,” sobs the first man. “That’s why I’m crying.”