A bookie was counting out money for an an old lady who’d won big at the races.
“Lady,” he said. “I just don’t understand. How did you manage to pick the winner?”
The old lady patted her hair in place and responded: “Really, I don’t know myself. I just stick a pin in the paper and, well, there it is.”
The bookie took a deep breath. “That’s all very well, lady,” he answered. “But how on earth did you manage to pick four winners yesterday afternoon?”
“Oh,” replied the old lady. “That was easy. I used a fork.”