Jokes

Daily Joke: The young woman and the fortune teller

Starts at 60 Writers

Nov 07, 2022

Share:

"You will be poor and unhappy until you reach the age of fifty." Source: Getty.

A young woman went to see a fortune teller. She held out her palm and the fortune teller closed her eyes.

Eventually, she opened them and said: “You will be poor and unhappy until you reach the age of fifty.”

“What happens when I’m fifty?” asked the young woman.

“Nothing,” answered the fortune teller. “But you’ll be used to it by then.”

Jokes Lifestyle The latest news

Share:

Daily Joke: An Australian and a Scotsman have a chat

by Starts at 60 Writers

Continue reading

Daily Joke: Little Johnny was late for soccer practice

Daily Joke: Little Johnny was late for soccer practice

"Dad," said Little Johnny. "I'm late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Daily Joke: A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island

Daily Joke: A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island

One morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

Daily Joke: A trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers

Daily Joke: A trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers

"I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"

Daily Joke: A patient was lying in their hospital bed

Daily Joke: A patient was lying in their hospital bed

A patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of a recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum.

Daily Joke: What kind of music do windmills like?

Daily Joke: What kind of music do windmills like?

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asks the other, "What's your favourite kind of music?"