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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A grocer hung a sign outside his store

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Meekly, the grocer packaged four eggplant for each customer that complained. Source: Pixabay.

A grocer put up a sign that read: “Eggplants: 25 cents each or three for a dollar.”

All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!”

Meekly, the grocer packaged four eggplants for each customer that complained. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer: “Aren’t you going to fix the mistake on your sign?”

“What mistake?” the grocer asked. “Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant.”

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