Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed, that’s why I’m knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once, but now I’m bald.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

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