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Friday Giggle: Little Johnny’s Brutal Verdict on Mum’s Beauty Routine

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”

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  1. Natalie L.22 Oct 2026

    Out of the mouths of children. Love it.

  2. john S.23 Oct 2026

    A proudly owned Australian company you say, then why do we use Americanisms every week, instead of the English we are being taught, again we have a mummy not mommy"s