At present, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore every day I go down on the street and tell the passers by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works: I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist…

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