An elderly couple are travelling across the country. The woman is driving when she gets pulled over by the police. The officer says: “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks: “What did he say?”
The man yells: “He says you were speeding!”
The officer says: “May I see your licence?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks again: “What did he say?”
The old man yells: “He wants to see your licence!”
The woman gives the officer her licence.
The officer says: “I see you are from the next town over. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turns to her husband and asks: “What did he say?”
And the old man yells: “He says he knows you!”