A drunk walks into a bar obviously drunk, and asks for a drink. “Sorry,” the bartender answers, “but you obviously already had a little to much to drink.”
Fuming with anger, the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. He asks, “Can I have a drink please?”
“Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you can’t have a drink here.”
The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink?”
“Enough!” the bartender screams. “I told you no drinks!”
The drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaims, “Well, geez! How many bars do you work at?”