A patient sits in the dentist’s chair with severely fractured front teeth.
After discussing with the dentist how they will be restored and what the fee will be, the patient says: “Before you start, I have to know Doc, will I be able to play the clarinet when you are finished?”
“Of course you will!” the dentist happily answers.
The patient sighs in relief and says: “Oh that’s great, I couldn’t play a note before!”