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Daily Joke: Three sisters prepare for a night out

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A father’s three daughters were getting ready to go on dates on the same night.

Because he was a man of tradition, the father decided he would meet the three men taking his daughter’s out to ensure their intentions were good.

The doorbell rang and the first boy arrived.

“Hello, my name is Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?”

He seemed like a decent enough guy and the father sent his first daughter and her date on their way.

Shortly after, the doorbell rang again.

“My name is Eddie and I’m here for Betty,” the young lad said. “We’re going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?”

The father thought he was also a good lad and let his second daughter go on her date.

Moments later, the third man arrived at the family home.

“Hi, my name is Chuck and I’m here to …”

Before he could finish his sentence, the father slammed the door shut.

 

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