Three ducks were arrested in a pond one night, and find themselves in court before a confused judge. “What could you have been doing in the pond that got you arrested?” asks the judge.
“I was blowing bubbles, sir,” says the first duck. “Well, there’s nothing wrong with that! Case dismissed. Now, next defendant, what were you doing in the pond?”
“Sir, I was also blowing bubbles,” says the second duck. “This is getting ridiculous… case dismissed! You there, third duck, I suppose you were just blowing bubbles too?”
“No, Your Honour,” says the third duck. “I am Bubbles.”