A very elderly but bright-eyed gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

He’s very well dressed, with hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of aftershave.

He sits at the bar next to an elderly-looking lady tricked out in a modest but very becoming cocktail dress.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, turns to her and says, “So tell me, do I come here often?”