A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
“That’ll be five dollars,” says the bartender, and the guy throws a bunch of coins onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves him the beer.
The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer and throws a bunch of coins onto the floor. The next day, he does the same.
On the fourth day, he asks for a beer, and hands the bartender a $10 note. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge and throws a bunch of coins onto the floor. He yells: “Here’s your change!”
The guy looks down at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office.
“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out. “That every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”
“You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith. “I didn’t realise it. You don’t suppose she’s faking, do you?”
An Irishman walks into a bar. The bartender says: “I’ve got a challenge for you. If you can drink 10 pints in a row, you can have them free of charge.”
The Irishman takes a long look at him then immediately leaves, to everyone in the bar’s disappointment.
An hour later, the Irishman steps back in, and shouts: “Aye bartender, I’ll be having those pints now if ya don’t mind.” The bartender lines them up, and the man necks all of them as easily as if they were water.
Everyone is seriously impressed, and the bartender says: “That was amazing, but tell me, where did you go earlier?”
The Irishman replies: “Well! I had to go to O’Halligans ’round the corner, and check if I could do it first.”