A young fellow with long hair was trying to enter a swim club. However, he was stopped by the owner who tried to explain that for health reasons long-haired people were prohibited from using the pool.

“Get a haircut, and you’re welcome to swim in the pool,” suggested the owner.

“Some of history’s greatest men had long hair,” said the young man.

“Those are the rules,” hammered back the owner.

“Moses had long hair.”

“Moses can’t swim in our pool either.”