Four men are in the hospital waiting room, eagerly awaiting news as their wives give birth. A nurse walks up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You’re now the father of twins!”

The man chuckles and says, “What a coincidence — I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

The nurse then moves to the second man and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

The man laughs, “That’s funny — I work at 3M!”

Next, the nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

Amazed, he replies, “Well, that’s surprising — I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

Suddenly, the fourth man starts groaning and banging his head against the wall. The others turn to him and ask, “What’s wrong?”

He sighs, “I work for 7 Up!”