Two men were waiting for their flight.

They struck up a conversation about family.

“My grandson is absolutely perfect,” one man said.

The other man was surprised. “Does he smoke?”

“No.”

“Does he drink?”

“Not a drop.”

“Does he ever come home late?”

“Never.”

“Wow,” said the man. “He really does sound perfect! How old is he?”

“He’ll be six months old next week.”