A man was having marital problems, so he went to his therapist.

The therapist said: “When you get home, throw down your briefcase, run to her, embrace her, take off her clothes, and yours, and make mad passionate love to her.”

In two weeks he was back in the therapist’s office.

The therapist asked: “How did it go?”

The man said: “She didn’t have anything to say, but her bridge club got a kick out of it.”