Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organising his golf equipment. His wife stood nearby watching him.

After a lengthy silence, she finally spoke: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

Tim got a horrified look on his face.

She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

“For a minute there, you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” he replied.