A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. He went to the finest tailor in town to get measured, and a week later he returned for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him: “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”

The young man answered: “Yes, I did”.

To this the tailor said: “Whoever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”