A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent,’ said the bartender.
‘One cent?’ the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked, ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’
‘Twenty cents,’ the barman replied.
‘Twenty cents?’ exclaimed the man.
‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’
The bartender replied, ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’
The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’
‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here,’ said the bartender.