An attorney was representing a wealthy art collector. One day the attorney called his client and said, “I have some good news and I have some bad news”.

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day so let’s hear the good news first”.

The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right”.

The art collector replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

“The pictures are of you with your secretary.” the attorney replied.