A mother and her son go to church. Partway through the service, the boy says, “Mum! I have to go pee!”
“You shouldn’t say that in church,” says the mother. “From now on, just say … say you have to whisper.”
The next week, when the boy’s father takes him to church, they get partway through the service again before the boy says, “Dad, I really have to whisper.”
“Okay,” says his father. “Just whisper in my ear.”