Bob woke up one morning to find his wife waiting for him in the kitchen, looking unusually angry.
“What’s wrong dear?”
“Do you know what yesterday was?”
At that moment Bob realised that yesterday was his anniversary with his wife.
“Oh honey, I’m sorry how could I forget?”
“Well, it doesn’t matter. I want something that can go 0-90 in less than 60 seconds in the front yard tomorrow.”
The next morning, Bob’s wife woke up and couldn’t find Bob. So she went out in the front yard. Greeting her was neither a car nor Bob, it was a small cardboard box. Perplexed, she took the box inside the house and opened it.
Inside was a bathroom scale.
Bob has not been seen since.