I don’t know who decided the beach was “relaxing,” but I’m pretty sure they’ve never tried to carry six chairs, an umbrella, a cooler, and their dignity across hot sand. The beach is the only place you go to unwind… and immediately start fighting the sun, the wind, and a seagull with no fear of God.

Anyway, here is a short series of jokes to help you mentally prepare for your next trip to the seaside.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because otherwise, they’d fall into the boat!

Who is the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare

Where do clams go to borrow money? The prawn broker

What did the letter B say in the summertime? “I do love to be beside the C.”

Why did the manta ray want to talk to the diver? He wanted to have a manta-man conversation.