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Five quick jokes guaranteed to make you groan and laugh

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Hide and sek anyone?

From grammar corrections to hide-and-seek disasters, these five short jokes deliver the perfect mix of clever wordplay, dad humour and terrible puns.

Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day. But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life.

Why couldn’t the scientist get her homemade boat registered? It wasn’t pier reviewed!

I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament. I failed…it is really hard to find good players…

My friend had surgery to transition from a man to a woman. I asked her, ‘Of all the things they cut, what hurt the most?’ ‘The salary,’ she said.

My wife texted me this morning and said, ‘Your great.’ I replied, ‘No, you’re great.’ She’s been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.

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