If laughter really is the best medicine, consider this your prescription for the day. From cheeky doctor visits to clever wordplay, these medical jokes deliver a dose of humour that’s guaranteed to lift your spirits – no appointment required.

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady goes back to his office. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!”
The doctor says, “Good, Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

“Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film!” “Let’s hope nothing develops!”

I just had a successful liver transplant operation. That surgeon really de-livered!

Why do your heart, liver, and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well organised.

Why are pediatricians always agitated? Because they have little patients!

The plague, the flu, and common cold walk into the room. I asked, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?”

What is the medical name for owning too many dogs? A roverdose.

I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.

It takes some guts to be an organ donor.

You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.