If you love a good laugh with your lunch, you’re in the right place. Food and drink jokes have a special charm – they’re playful, pun-filled and guaranteed to add a smile to your day. Whether you’re sharing them over dinner, dropping them into a festive gathering or just looking for a light moment between friends, these jokes are easy crowd-pleasers. Here are some of the best food and drink jokes to brighten your mood and give your tastebuds (and your funny bone) a workout.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t-opener!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

My cooking is so great, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they’re drinking? Because they make up everything … especially after a few wines.