There’s something about rainy days that makes everything feel a little slower. The washing won’t dry, the dog refuses to go outside, and even the kettle seems to take longer to boil.
But if we can’t control the weather, we can at least improve our mood.
So while the rain taps on the windows and the sky stays stubbornly grey, here are 15 short jokes to lift your spirits. They’re quick, clean and guaranteed to brighten even the gloomiest afternoon.
After all, sometimes a good laugh is better than sunshine.
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes!
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Where does the electric cord go shopping?
The outlet mall, of course!
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
“Give me my quarterback!”
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality!
Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left!
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me!