Whether it’s a twist you didn’t see coming, a punchline that makes you groan, or a one-liner that takes a second to land, a good joke about life’s messier moments is always worth a laugh. We make no apologies for these four – they’re clever, they’re cheeky, and the last one might just be our favourite thing we’ve published all week.

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her simply to mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. “Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it” he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”

A wife desperately tries to prove to her husband that her affair is over.
He had already forgiven her, but still hadn’t spoken to her in days. The only thing she could think of, is that he must still not trust her. To convince him, she cut her ex lover’s obituary out of the newspaper. Her affair ended long before the accident, but she thought she could ease her husband’s mind once and for all. “You see,” she told him, “he was struck by a drunk driver.” “I wasn’t drunk.” He replied.

I think think my best friend is having an affair with my wife. He’s been miserable lately.

My friend is having an affair on his wife Lorraine with a girl named Kealie, One day his wife finds out about Kealie and says that she wants a divorce, My friend was happy with it because he didn’t really like Lorraine so he says that he’s fine with the divorce. A couple months go by and the divorce is final and he is ecstatic, he calls me and says: I can see Kealie now Lorraine is gone