Ah, Secret Santa, that annual festive tradition where you’re tasked with finding something thoughtful, funny, and affordable for someone you may barely know. Or worse, someone you know too well. But fear not, because this year there’s a gift that’s clever, kind to the planet, and guaranteed to raise a giggle, No Pong natural deodorant.

Now before you roll your eyes, yes, it’s deodorant. But not the spray-can, heavily laden aluminium, sting-your-underarms sort. No Pong comes in a charming little metal tin, completely plastic-free, and made with all-natural ingredients that actually work. It’s proof that good things really do come in small, fragrant packages or non fragrant if you prefer.

For those of us who grew up before recycling bins and climate pledges, No Pong is a cool way to do your bit for the planet – one armpit at a time. You’ll be smelling fresh as a daisy and saving the environment while you’re at it. It’s the kind of practical, planet-friendly gift our sensible generation can truly appreciate.

Compact, affordable, and guaranteed to get a laugh, No Pong strikes that perfect Secret Santa balance: a touch of humour, a dose of usefulness, and not a hint of waste. And if you purchase in November, your orders will be delivered gift-ready in festive envelopes with a Christmas card inside, which means less time fiddling with sticky tape and more time for mince pies and brandy butter.

Click here and you can take advantage of their biggest sale of the year. use the code XMAS6 and you can enjoy 15 percent off any six or more tins. This includes the larger,85g tins of No Pong too.