If you’ve ever laughed along to the wonderfully offbeat humour of Bill Bailey, there’s good news – he’s heading back to Australia with a brand-new show, and it promises to be something truly special.

Following his sold-out 2023 tour, the award-winning comedian, musician and actor will return this September and October with Vaudevillean, a joyful celebration of comedy, music and classic variety entertainment.

Inspired by the golden age of vaudeville – long before streaming, television or even radio – the show blends clever storytelling, musical brilliance and Bailey’s signature surreal humour. It’s a style that has made him a household name through appearances on shows like Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI and Black Books, as well as his unforgettable win on Strictly Come Dancing.

For audiences, it’s more than just stand-up. Bailey is known for weaving music and comedy together in a way few performers can, creating a live experience that is equal parts concert, comedy show and theatrical performance.

And to celebrate his return, we’ve put together a collection of some of his best one-liners and moments – perfect for getting you in the mood before the curtain rises.

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“Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.”

“A lot of people say there’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I don’t think there’s a fine line, I think there’s a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he’s not going home to invent a rocket, is he?”

“Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.”