Easter road trips are a rite of passage for families – chocolate eggs packed, playlists queued, and kids bouncing with excitement before you’ve even left the driveway. But somewhere between “Are we there yet?” and the third backseat argument over absolutely nothing, the journey can test even the calmest parents.

This Easter, if the kids are bringing the noise, it might be time for parents and grandparents to fight back. With a few clever tricks, a sense of humour, and maybe just a little strategic bribery to reclaim some peace on the open road.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian.

Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill Areas

Where do math teachers go on holiday? Times Square

Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she didn’t see that well

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

How can you tell elephants love to travel? They always pack their own trunk

Why did the witch stay in a hotel? She heard they had great broom service

Where do sharks go on holiday? Finland

Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day? Croak-a-Cola

How do rabbits get to their holiday destination? By hare-plane

What did the pig say on the beach? I’m bacon