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The best granny calendar ever

Mar 21, 2015
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We all know how colourful and funny Christine is – so it’s no surprise that she learnt from the best: her awesome mum!

Here’s a calendar with Christine’s mum featuring from January through to December… which month is your favourite?

JANUARY

She starts the year off blind.

FEBRUARY

She likes to chat with her valentine.

MARCH

She has had a few marches down the aisle.

APRIL

She is as deaf as a post when her batteries die.

MAY

Hard to believe she is nearly 91.

JUNE

One crazy old bird still going strong.

JULY

For this one she painted her dentures with black ink.

AUGUST

Her graffiti career caused a bit of a stink.

SEPTEMBER

Fairies in the garden can cause a fright.

OCTOBER

Going to bed in a onesie is quite a sight.

NOVEMBER

Up for some fun, wheelchair races instead of a prom.

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DECEMBER

Self explanatory!

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