Easter is a time for chocolate, long weekends, and the annual mystery of how eggs – and somehow a bunny – became the stars of the show. It’s wholesome, it’s sweet, and it’s just strange enough to be perfect comedy material.

So whether you’re here for the dad jokes, the chocolate puns, or a few cheeky cracks about the Easter Bunny’s workload, these jokes are egg-actly what you need.

What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates.

Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs? They were to dye for.

What did the kids do when their treats were all hidden on Easter morning? They demanded an eggsplanation.

Where’s the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.

How do you figure out how old an Easter Bunny is? Check him for grey hares.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane.